Solana · pump.fun · net wt. 1,000,000,000
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A breakfast cereal made entirely of the thing you have been eating since January anyway. Now with the packaging it always deserved.
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Side panel
Every serious token publishes tokenomics. Every serious cereal publishes this. They are the same document, so here it is in the honest format.
* Percent Daily Values are made up. Daily Values themselves are also made up. This panel is a joke in the shape of a legal document.
HOPIUM, COPE, ENRICHED NARRATIVE, ARTIFICIAL CONFIDENCE, CORN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOUR, TRACE AMOUNTS OF DUE DILIGENCE.
Supply and tax figures are the real pump.fun defaults. Everything above them is not a real nutrient, and the percentages next to them are not real either.
Turn the box around
Three activities, exactly as solvable as the roadmap they are standing in for.
Click the first letter, then the last letter. Eight words are hidden — across, down and diagonally, forwards or backwards.
Help the holder reach the exit. The exit is clearly marked.
Two charts. Click anywhere you think you see a difference.
There are no differences. Take your time.
Free inside
One in every bag. Six designs. Nobody has ever reported finding the sixth.
Small print
Yes. The prize is the token, and you already have it, and it is the same prize everyone else got. That is how prizes in bags work.
Because both are a grid of confident numbers with an asterisk at the bottom explaining that the numbers mean less than they appear to.
The exit is clearly marked at the top right. The path does not go there. Both of those statements are true at the same time, which is the roadmap.
Nothing. It is a picture of a star on a box of imaginary cereal. The activities on the back are the entire product and you have already used them.
No. That is a real answer and not part of the box. Meme coins usually go to zero, and this one is breakfast-themed.
You have now read a cereal box front to back, which is the traditional way to consume one.
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